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Block everything. Catch nothing. Try anyway.

Drag your cat across the goal mouth. Block the ball. Then the fish. Then the watermelon. Then the laser pointer — and watch everything go sideways.

Available on the App Store

Screenshot coming soon

A goalie game for people who love cats

Juliet Cat-ches! puts a black cat with a small white chest patch between the posts and asks a simple question: how long can you keep them out? Drag the cat anywhere on screen to intercept incoming objects. The faster you react, the more you block. The more you block, the higher your combo.

It starts like a sports game. Soccer balls, tennis balls, basketballs — manageable. Then the fish arrive. Then the watermelons. By the time the laser pointer shows up, all bets are off. Your cat will follow it. That’s not a bug.

Inspired by a real field hockey goalie named Juliet, and the very reasonable hypothesis that cats would be excellent at this if they could just focus.

⚽ Soccer ball 🎾 Tennis ball 🏀 Basketball 🐟 Fish 🍉 Watermelon ⚓ Anvil 🎹 Piano 🖱 Computer mouse 🔴 Laser pointer & more…

25 levels of escalating chaos

Objects get faster, smaller, and weirder as you progress.

20 object types

Sports gear, food, household objects, and things that defy explanation.

Combo multiplier

Chain blocks to multiply your score. Drop one and the streak resets.

Arena soundtrack

Procedural music that ramps up with the crowd as your combo grows.

5 free levels

Try before you buy. Two optional level packs unlock the rest.

The laser pointer

It pulls your cat toward it. Your cat cannot resist. This is canon.